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A JobFairy.com-Style Follow Up Letter After the Interview

I. M. Divorcedfromreality
404 Clue-Not-Found Way
Windows, CE 00000
(404) 404-4004


Month, Day, Year
An Unsuspecting Company
Address, Suite Number
City, State, Zip
Re: Human Resources

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your recent letter regarding employment opportunities at your company.

After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of rejected opportunities, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department by the end of the month. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.





For serious follow up letters, see Sample Thank You Notes, Sample Resignation Letter, Letter of Resignation, or Cover and Follow Up Letters.

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