6.15.2005

Fw: Invitation to apply online with Attitude Technical Resources

*Comments in red are mine.

Dear First name Last name, *gee, I feel *special*

I am emailing you to invite you to apply to my organizations available positions. You have received this email because my crawler has identified key words in your resume that I am looking for. I apologize ahead of time for those of you that do not wish to receive emails from recruiters. *nice punctuation. and i love being told that a crawler found me too. guess that's props to the fairy format resume!

Here is one of the Positions I am currently looking for: *why the strange use of capitalization?

Position Title: Java Developer

Perm or contract:  Indefinite Contract

Travel:  None *but where the hell is it? it wasn't in the subject line and it's not in the body of the email. i need to know where this is. chances are it's in michigan, where the recruiting company is... like i have any plans to go there...?

Estimated Start Date:  7/01/05

Overview:  Candidate will be working with an existing team that will be doing a redesign of an existing application. Applications is currently a C++ app running on Windows client. The project goal is to move 100% of app to Java. *why? sounds like a .NET migration would make a lot more sense

Years of Experience guideline: Java Development 7 years

Required Skills:  Java Developer, experience with large Web applications using Java *again, there's that weird capitalization thing going on!

Plus Skills:  Automotive Experience, C++, CGI, DBA experience *ok, that's definitely michigan, and at one of the automotive companies. hmmm, is this for the one that's laying off 25,000 employees soon? i wonder...

Soft Skills:  Excellent team working skills, *and, what else, great punctuation, did they miss something,

Educational Requirements:  Minimum BA/BS degree *oh, i'm seeing a lot of b.s., that's for sure

 

If you're drawn to our challenge, we invite you to apply now and submit your resume through the following link: *boy howdy, you're all a lot more challenged than you even realize. hey, tell you what - i'll just let your crawler submit me, since it seems to do everything else for you...!


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