2.8.2004
Down, But Not Out
We had a little PC meltdown this week - nothing to worry about.
Some
Pimply Faced Youth is taking his sweet old time about fixing
the hard drive - who knows when he'll be done? So in the meantime,
enjoy these Sale-acious emails. Sorry if it offends, but hey -
these are the actual emails, of actual elected officials and their
employees, exchanged during work hours - and all at taxpayer
expense! I don't know about you, but I wanna get my money's worth.
<wink wink>Can't wait 'til this comes out on video!</smirk>
We'll be back to whatever passes for normal around here
probably by next week. The only thing we can't do while our
systems are being fixed is to archive. So the old content will be
available again in a week or so when we can publish again. Your
patience is appreciated.
And You Didn't Think Republicans *Had* Lurid Love Lives
Anymore! (Or love lives at all, come to think of it.)
Here they are in all their gory WOOPS I mean glory. These are
some of the torrid little love notes between Arapahoe County Clerk
and Recorder Tracy Baker and his girlfriend/co-worker Leesa Sale.
G~d bless the
Rocky
Mountain News for getting a court order and making them
release these emails. If you like this, you'll love these other
documents (each contains an equally lurid assortment of mash notes
with a faint dash of county business).
Tracy Baker E-mails:
17-Jan
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
My tongue slowly is massaging your ear as my hand is gently
rubbing your ---- I then slide my body onto yours and kiss every
inch of you as I slide my mouth down onto --. Then I take your
throbbing….
17-Jan
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
"As your throbbing ---- enters into my ---- ---, very excited and
very ----- -----. I look into your eyes and tel you to ---- me had
and ---- and that I want you to make me ---, & just as I get
ready"
22-Jan
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"So why you are sitting there all professional, imagine this…Me
kissing your inner thigh while gently massaging ------. You lay
your head back and moan as I ------ my tongue…"
22-Jan
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"Now that I have your attention… You ---, just a little and you
know that I am moaning NOW. -- is very attentive and ready to
------ you. But you stop me briefly..."
22-Jan
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
Kiss me!! I adore you!! OK so you look UP at me and take -- and
------ --- into the most --- and ----- ----- I have ever
imagined!! We kiss very gently…Shall I continue?
22-Jan
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"Ok wrap it up!! We have an important engagement to keep. Please,
now I'm begging, I'm a pitful soul. NOW DO ME!!!"
15-Feb
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"You have me so excited and sooooooo ---- right now!! Do you know
how close I was to just pulling -- out? Seriously, I'm not
kidding."
19-Feb
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
"Did you think that I did not love you? YOURE so wrong! I miss you
and I would love to play, THIS day SUCKS! Good news, my
perscription is filled we are now allowed to have safe sex again,
so lets do it"
15-Apr
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
Did you forget that you loved me? I'm lonely!!
15-Apr
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
So how about I --- in there pull your skirt up and ---- with you
before I start ------- you. --- on let's --- out of the closet!!!
15-Apr
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"Ok no response. How about I just --- in there rub your ----, put
my hands up the back of your shirt, pull you towards me and kiss
you. Would that be a better ice breaker?"
9-May
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
"You leave me without saying goodbye or that you want to make love
to me? Well then I guess that I wont tell you that I am very ---,
Im ------- with myself fatasizing of your tongue makine me
scream."
9-May
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
"No I won't tell you anything sexual, like I want to take your
---- ---- and slowly ------ it with my hands while I ---- it
gently and ---- it before I take it and ------ it into my ---- ---
-----"
9-May
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
I wont say anything like that I am going pleasure myself and tease
you and then ---- you very ---- and ---- until you --- all over
me. Because you MUST be punished and taught a lesson….LTracy Baker
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"Unbutton that blouse one more button and I'm going in a lickin'.
Trust me I'm in fragile state, don't tempt me."
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
It's my turn to be on my knees thank you! Didn't you read my
e-mail?
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"I adore, worship and want to ---- you from head to toe,
interested? So how soon can we talk about the wife issue? That
excites the hell out of me. Ok back to my reality."
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"So may I address you as my wife now? About this -------, you
promised to let me take care of that for both of our pleasure.
What's up with that. My new cologne, Au De LT."
Undated
FROM
Leesa Sale
TO
Tracy Baker
So if I told you that I was extremely --- and I must apologize for
the smell but you make me so excited would you please help me take
care of that. Damn I want you and love you. Can we please ----?
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"You smell wonderful!! I want to taste you NOW!!! We can discuss
the imaginary bulge you think you see. Sorry to disappoint you but
I think it's just the pants, sorry! But you could try to do
something about it K?"
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"It will taste so sweet, may I have more or are you done?"
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
I will just pull your skirt up and ---- with you in front of her
and then ----- my fingers in my mouth.
Undated
FROM
Tracy Baker
TO
Leesa Sale
"Then I will lick you so that she watches my every move as you
roll your head backwards. As you --- I ---- every bit, --------, I
then stand up and gently kiss you and I will leave you 2 to
visit."
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