| Job Terms
Have you been searching the want ads for a new job? Here is a helpful
list of common job terms!
- Apply in person - we discriminate against ugly people
- Benefits - you get free coffee
- Career-minded individuals required - we want you to work here
for 30 years
- Casual atmosphere - you work with a bunch of slobs
- Computer proficiency required - you will sit in a
cubicle all day
- Customer service - people complain to you all day
- Downtown location - you have to pay for parking
- Dynamic company - our stock price fluctuates wildly
- Entry-level - you have to do the dirty work
- Established company - don't try to change anything
- Excellent benefits - you get health care, but no dental
- Fast-paced environment - stressful
- Flexible hours - you have to stay late to meet deadlines
- Good benefits - you get paid vacations, but only after
you have been there a year
- Growing company - you have to act as if you know what
you are doing
- Life and disability insurance benefit - dangerous work
- Must have own truck - must have your own truck and your own
equipment, too
- No experience necessary - mindless job, minimum wage
- On the job training - you have to figure it out yourself
- Professional atmosphere - you have to dress up everyday
- Salary - you are not paid for overtime
- Small company - you have to do everything yourself
- Some travel required - travel all the time
- Suburban work environment - sit in traffic on
your way to work
- Team-oriented - be prepared to take the blame
- Transportation required - you're going to put a lot of
miles on your car
- Up to $25,000 a year - barely above minimum wage
- Up to $35,000 a year - $25,000 a year
- Up to $45,000 a year - $35,000 a year
- Work independently - there will be no one to help you
- Work outdoors - work outdoors in the rain
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